Party tonight! I think... 07/06/2009
SO im prety sure that marcy's party is tonight. I kind of lost my calendar. My parents say I'm grounded bc i have D's in every class. I know! TOTAL ASS HOLES! I just look at my mom and shake my head and look all sad. What they dont EVER remember is that my room is right over my cute little car. I just lock my bedroom door, shimmy out the door, push my car down the driveway and into the street, and then drive off. Today was so TOTALLY awesome! 07/02/2009
Usual day in my stupid fucking high school. Getting drunk at school, making fun of Freida and my BFF. what more could you ask for. But then Matt went off on this whole germs are gross talk. He got so mad just like he used to. Cute shit! 07/01/2009
So today was a usual day in my world. Matt grabbed my tits again, and OMG he is the hottest guy in the world. I want to jump all over him and kiss his neck. But oh well. I am trying this new look. Its an abercrombie chic look. With my new hair, i look fucking sexy.Im so excited for Marcy's party Saturday. I just heard that Freida is coming. Its like are you fucking kidding, your fat ass is going to eat all the food. Like what are we supposed to eat when we have the munchies. I mean Marcy wants all these carrot sticks and shit, why cant she eat that. Leave the healthy shit like cheetos for us please. We all know she is going to puke it up later.She is my favorite pass time... Marcy and I bash on her every day. When we get drunk at school, sometimes we throw tater tots with the words "FAT ASS" on them. She just shoves them in her mouth. With that camel toe, muffin top, mustash, and kankles, what isn't there to laugh at. I just thank god everyday for putting something so fucking hillarious on this earth for me to laugh at!THANK YOU LORD! Another F, are you fucking kidding? 06/29/2009
![]() I got another F in english. Mr. Ass Hole, pictured, is such a fucking fag! He give Frieda A's, prob. because she blows him after class. Who the hell says that g2g, lol, and omg are not in the dictionary. The Urban dictionary... HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But on a happier note, guess what i heard. Matt likes me. Not that gooshy stuff, but LIKES me. as in my skills. Im so fucking pumped! I got the sluttiest lingerie for Marcy's party on saturday. I swear, if anyone ruins this chance for me, ill kill them.I need advice from anyone who is reading this. I know all my bitches are. What should i do about my grade. i mean i need to get into model school somehow right!?!?!?!?!?! i mean... HELLO looks arn't quite enough. oh wait, maybe they are. but I don't want to be taken advantage of in that big, bad world. OR DO I? ;-) Love ya! OMG MARCY!!!!!!!! 06/26/2009
So today, Marcy and I were sitting at the lunch table with all my bitches. And of course... who comes in other than fucking Freida! I just about threw up. Then Marcy says to me, "Holy Shit! Isn't that the same shirt she wore in 8th grade?!?!?!" This got me remembering my past. Freida and I had a very INTERESTING relationship. But now Creig is in the way. That fucking ass hole. Oh well, she is ugly, and stupid. But this is my first posty thing. Marcy told me i had to do this fucking thing because she thinks it will give me an A in Mr. Ass Holes Class! School sucks. I get D's in everything, and no, thats not my bra size. Like why does school have to be so hard.OMG I GOT MY HAIR DONE TODAY! Its so TOTALLY cute. I really hope that Matt likes it. He is so fucking hot!!!!! I just want to eat him up! But guess what. Marcy told me that her parents were going out of town, so i was like, "Bitch ur throwing party. It might up your cool factor!" So this is the OFFICIAL invite to anyone who thinks they are cool enough to hang with me. MARCY'S HOUSE. SATURDAY NIGHT. BRING SHIT! lol |